miked-it

Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.

Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!

by jrock916 October 7, 2011

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Mike

The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.

You're dead to me, Mike.

by KappaG March 30, 2020

Mike McRae

Mr. Jobs.

Awesome mechanic, kisser, cook and trivia whiz.

Mike McRae saved my ass today when i broke a pencil off inside a cylinder.

by Mrs. Jobs February 4, 2010

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

Mikeely

Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!

Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”

“We know.”

by aixelli April 13, 2022

Hatsune Mike

1 - A misspelling of Hatsune Miku, often unintentionally as Miku is autocorrected to Mike

2 - A portmanteau of Hatsune Miku and Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park. Sometimes used when Mike does something related to Miku or there is a Hatsune Miku cover of a Linkin Park song.

1 - Man I love Hatsune Mike
Miku! Fucking autocorrect…

2 - I just watched this Miku cover of a Linkin Park song!
Damn, I guess you could say it was Hatsune Mike instead…
Fuck you…

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink December 6, 2025