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The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
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chonche master

a master plumber who can commonly pull panoche like nobodies business. one who is called a chonche master can make their way up the ranks to attain the level 5000 which is the highest chonche master level to date
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Master Campy

When lighting a bowl of weed and you remove the lighter but the flame remains like a little camp fire
Whoa bro you just did a master campy. ;-)
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Master Cut

A type of remix, usually discluding the sounds added in a regular remix and only focuses on clipping and scrambling the pre-existing audio to either increase or decrease the length, add another chorus and things alike. Usually misinterpreted with the 'Voice Inversion' technique.
Friend: I made this remix, listen to it, mate!
Me: You haven't added anything new, so it's just a 'Master Cut'. It 𝘪𝘴 lit tho, fam!
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fitness master

Someone who has a nagging passion to be as fit as possible.
"wow hes a try hard" "No, hes a fitness master"
by The fitness master October 3, 2017
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