Mike

A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.

"Jenny is dead, she has been dead lol." Mike laughed.

by A Gay Child February 14, 2022

killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.

rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

Mike Tysed

The act of being so baked that you feel like you got knocked out by Mike Tyson.

Stoner 1: I'm so stoned I feel tysed
Stoner 2: How typed?
Stoner 1: Mike Tysed

by Ronald Diaz April 24, 2014

Mike

SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON.

Ayay di ara nilabay na ang SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON. inshort si Mike usapa na kapuya.

by Mike laurente June 4, 2022

Mike hunt

Mike hunt is usually used in kahoot as it sounds like “my cunt”

Teacher: let’s play kahoot

Virgin: *names himself mike hunt*

by Funtime chungles December 5, 2020

Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.

Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway

by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016