A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.
Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.
* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.
* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.
(a while later...)
Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.
(a while later...)
Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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Get the Animalmug. Bodily phenomenom often observed in sports animes consisting in THE GUYS' SWEAT LOOKING LIKE HOLY FUCKING WATER WHAT THE HELL
by tetsu2 December 29, 2014
Get the shiny anime sweatmug. When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
Get the Animal Surprisemug. dude 1: "Hello what's your name?"
dude 2: "My name is anime-op"
everyone who heard dude 2: "WOW SUCH A COOL NAME"
dude 2: "I know you don't need to remind me"
dude 2: "My name is anime-op"
everyone who heard dude 2: "WOW SUCH A COOL NAME"
dude 2: "I know you don't need to remind me"
by htk0068 April 3, 2021
Get the anime-opmug. by Wxrld February 26, 2021
Get the Animemug. worshipped by weebs around the world, anime is what some believe to be another realm where these characters roam.
it is really a form of art used by animators to create tv shows. but there is another form,
a cursed form.
recently some images and tapes have been recovered from the horny jail containing erotic images of anime
these have been called hentai. drawn and animated by horny jail escapees these films have gained a following .
while their name is unknown we do know that their churches are called coom caves.
it is really a form of art used by animators to create tv shows. but there is another form,
a cursed form.
recently some images and tapes have been recovered from the horny jail containing erotic images of anime
these have been called hentai. drawn and animated by horny jail escapees these films have gained a following .
while their name is unknown we do know that their churches are called coom caves.
by Thefriendlyrussian October 6, 2020
Get the animemug.