what the lampshade

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell
what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!
by maryjo December 29, 2004
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wait, what?

1. Term used after saying something rather perverted or offensive. Said to make it look like whoever said it, was actually joking but a majority of the time they are not.

2. Used to deflect personal responsibility from a blunt comment.
1. Me- "Hey, how's your day going? Oh yeah, I want to do you in the ass! Wait, what?!"

Girl- "Uh, excuse me?"

Me- "I don't know what you're talking about..."

2. Me- "Why don't you quit being such an asshole? Wait, what?"

You- "What the hell did I do?"

Me- "Um, I was just joking?"
by jeffistic manwhore October 03, 2009
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what the lequan

replaces "what the hell" or "what the heck" it is agresively-obbssesively used.

Also:
WHAT THE QUAN
what the lequisha
what the laquanda
What the quan are those squiggles-that look like sperm-doing on the ceiling. They are EVERYWHERE! aaah what the lequisha! What the lequan! What le quannn!!? What the LEQUANDA!!?
by veronicalazarr January 18, 2009
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what-ever

what-ever
1.saying you refuse to talk to someone because they are fugly, and stupid.
get away geek i mean what-ever
by sparky March 03, 2005
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what a production

an over the top moment; more than a wow moment
Our teammates were with some boys and a boy got alcohol posioning. So our teammates wanted to say they stayed in our room so they dont get in trouble.... What a production!!!

Cinncinatti beats Pitt (2009 Big East Championship) by ONE POINT.... What a production!!!
by MKHCvb December 06, 2009
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