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mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!
dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...
by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025
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Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
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WAB (what a bar)

What a bar is a reaction to anything that is worthy of being a bar
Person 1: Dude I'm seeing some people for the last time
Person 2: WAB (what a bar)
by Nick Soderman August 2, 2025
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Bars

Use it like "fire" or "sick"
Yo that's bars

BARS ON BARS ON BARS ON BARS
by barsonbars April 1, 2020
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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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Hairoglyphx Bar/berShop

The name is a portmanteau of bar and Barbershop, an American traditional barbershop with a bar.
Wow Hairoglyphx Bar/BerShop really puts the "Bar" into Barbershop.
by Reneofny1 December 13, 2019
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The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar
by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020
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