Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

203 Mike

The best white rapper out right now

Oh my god did you hear 203 Mikes new song it’s fire

by 203 Mike January 4, 2022

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Mike Mctimoney

Teacher of Physics, Rider of Bikes, Creator of Dank Memes @ QE.

"i cant stand mike mctimoney's dank meme game" jamie

by TheBaneOfQE October 20, 2025

Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

by Aggro mike September 1, 2018