Person A: "Dude! My uncle just 1-up'ed a toddler using his pinky finger!"
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
by Parafes May 28, 2024

by viloperse September 15, 2022

by Slim.shadyy August 13, 2022

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
by adorable6d September 23, 2020

by Yourdailydays April 16, 2022

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull
by Admclovin July 2, 2019
