mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"

Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"

by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009

Dead Slap

When you go to a children's hospital and slap the back of bald cancer kids heads.

Friend: Hey got any plans this weekend?
Me: Yeah, i'm going to St. Jude to do the Dead Slap lmao
Friend: oh cool

by UrBestFriendVoid69 February 27, 2020

C-Slap

To cum on your hand and slap someone in the face with it!

Man, if she doesn't shutup, i'm gonna C-Slap her straight across the face.

by C-slap that hoe! April 24, 2011

slap-face

rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face

he's not drunk, he just has slap-face

by shandy martin November 19, 2007

Slap Dollar

A form of currency! A slap to the face when some one requires an item of pleasure or need.

Thatl be 1 Slap Dollar fool

by Petey Jay July 5, 2010

sponge slap

the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it

ryan found a sponge and then sponge slapped ryan

by luvs2sploooge December 5, 2009

Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

by Chris&CP September 13, 2011