by ManikJohnson June 25, 2010
Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.
Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
by spicypickles700 March 24, 2021
the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it
by luvs2sploooge December 06, 2009
When a male or female uses their tongue to lick a person of the opposite genders' face in order to gain their attention.
by Urban Nutter November 14, 2011
by C-slap that hoe! April 06, 2011
<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.
See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"
See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"
Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"
by [AG]Tamaki October 01, 2009
to jump into the air, and use your body weight to slap someone in the face. most effective when your victim isn't expecting it. Hurts like a bitch, but not necessarily harmful.
by dantesfury October 12, 2008