A parody, formerly at technical virgin dot com and still online on video-sharing sites, which mocks abstinence-based sex ed by creating a spoof PSA promoting anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The original domain is now cybersquatted. The original public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

This is because the US is a shit hole country where extremists and Bible-thumpers are free to run amok and make a pain in the arse of themselves at the public's expense.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

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