Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 March 6, 2016

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hot sausage party

The act of pouring hot sauce all over your shit and shoving it in a girls vagina, and then sticking your dick inside the vagina. (PS: Add Sour Cream by cumming in her pussy)

"I went to a party last weekend, we had a huge hot sausage party!"

by Hargenblarg January 13, 2025

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Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

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Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.

My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.

by Onrops September 18, 2018

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Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021

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