the clean shit

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

shit talk

The act of speaking about non-sense in a random manner. Typically "shit talk" among a group of men consists of toipcs such as sex, politics, hobbies, humor or random daily events. Typically laced with a high amount of profanity and crudeness shit talk is usually not acceptable in a professional setting or in the proximity of adolescents. Shit talk has no boundries or limits and its main focus is entertainment and a laugh.

No more shit talk boys, this is a professional meeting!

by gimp19781 October 6, 2010

Shit Disturber

Someone who aggressively and actively agitates or escalates a situation, dialog or event.

That guy is a real Shit Disturber, he just could not leave well enough alone.

by Werocomoco September 2, 2007

Dope Shit

everything that is super fucking fresh. top shelf, best. the coolest most flyest gear.

Did you fucken dumb bitches check out Lemon Hawaii's new shirts? Them boys always Make Dope Shit.

by Herbie Johnson April 30, 2010

rat shit

bad in quality

In Australian usage-

That band couldn't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow. That was a rat shit gig.

by rekco January 25, 2011

simple shit

Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.

Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.

To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.

Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!

Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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by verbusaccidentibus August 10, 2010

Shit Spaghetti

Noun - The type of feces that occurs when a particularly hairy man's ass hairs bind after a hot day or sweaty workingout. Upon going to the washroom, it creates a grater-like effect when expelling fecal matter. The bound hairs proceed to shread the outgoing turds into spaghetti like strands, creating Shit Spaghetti. Particularly evident in Italian men.

"Dude, that hairy guy over there just dropped a load of shit spaghetti into the john and forgot to flush."

by Just a Duck December 12, 2009