Gay friend

A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.

More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.

Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.

James: oh I see, can I come with you?

Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.

by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019

friend incest

Where you sleep around with your whole group of friends (regardless of their gender). Ignores bros before hoes and chicks before dicks

She hooked up with Jenna and Mitch and Jerry and Erin so basically she's committed friend incest.

by imonlydoingthisforthelikes June 12, 2018

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Good Friend

Good friend means that you possibly fancy them as the words “good friend” are cover ups for “I like you but I never want you to find out” stay woke.

oh yeah, Chloe is a good friend..

by ssstaywokeee November 24, 2018

fake friends

people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.

when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.

by ellie327 November 8, 2018

Best Friend

People, usually girls, who do EVERYTHING together! Whether it be boring family stuff or shopping. Someone who is always there no matter what, even if you are being a bitch. Someone who knows when your lying and why without even asking. Someone who tackles you for the last gummy worm, or will forgive five minutes after having a fight. Someone who truly loves you for you and would die for you. Hoes before bros.

"Did you see Olivia and Maddie, they're hanging out AGAIN!"

"That's because they're true best friends"

by loverseverything November 11, 2011

Fake Friend

A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.

Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend

by PR_ForLife October 20, 2016