if he cant break bread he fake

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

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Fake

Someone who is not real. Has unrealistic tendencies.

Abhu from Wichita, KS is Fake.

by 1234558lolal June 19, 2019

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As fake as Pocahontas

A morally bankrupt person

E. Pocahontas Warren and Pocapelosi seem to be as fake as Pocahontas

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

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goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.

Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "

by wadeydube May 23, 2024

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Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

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