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the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall
Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.
by Memo watkins November 21, 2016
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Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.
Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.
by seijaku April 17, 2013
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Dirty Sausage

A Dirty sausage is when you shove shit in a woman's vagina and then start inserting your sausage in there.
My sausage was dirty last night I shoved shit in her vagina so now I have a dirty sausage
by DirtySausagemilkshake December 19, 2024
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sausage shindig

by anonymous April 10, 2024
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Sausage Toe

That chick at the bar is so hot!

Yea but did you see his sausage toe…
by SodomisPrime May 1, 2024
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by animeisgood January 25, 2019
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squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.
Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.
by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016
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