A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.
Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.
by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026
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