poo transfer

The Poo Transfer is when you make a poo in another person's butt. Then you shove the poo deep with your tongue into the persons's anus.

The Poo Transfer is why I'm still getting dates.

Lill begged for The Poo Transfer.

by MotorMan February 28, 2009

pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness

by BennyG83 June 16, 2008

wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.

Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm

by jingle joy August 14, 2009

ko poo

To be punched so hard in a UFC match that the recipeant of the pucnch gets diqulified on account that he soiled his draws.

Omg that was a KO poo!!!

by Seize the Carpe March 10, 2009

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008