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Retard

what my mom calls me
mom: YOU WERE A MISTAKE
me: i was? im sorry
mom: YOUR A FUCKING RETARD
by help.me.plz. September 21, 2022
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Retard

Brentt is a retard
by Rhebdudhfbf January 2, 2019
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Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024
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Retarded Funny

Used to describe somthing quite comical. Very Funny.
John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!
by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007
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Retard

Nick: England is my city and it’s not forgotten

PewDiePie: oh no England is your city, no you’re retarded
by FrozenFlame YT December 14, 2019
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Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".
by DuckyRoma December 15, 2024
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retard

retard
ur just a retard
by kqadgbagrkugru February 22, 2022
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