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Mexican Middle

The middle seat in the front of a truck. Usually the bench seat in an older beat up truck used for gardening activities.
Gary Winthorpe: "Hey can I get a ride?"
Danny: "Sure but you have to sit Mexican Middle"
by JerryWinthorpe August 12, 2018
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Snow Mexicans

Another way to say Canadians for Americans that hate mexico, commonly used by Mexico and Canada haters to describe Canadians in an offensive way.
Person 1: Fuck canadians...sigh.
Person 2: More like Snow Mexicans.
Person 1: The fuck?!
Canadian 1: Hey, you fucking bitch, did you just said Canada was the worst country? He was my favorite hetalia character for 70 BILLION YEARS...you can't talk shit about him, motherfucker.
Mexican 1: Go fuck yourself.
Cuban 1: topkek
by pokekid January 23, 2018
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Mexican Sleighride

A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.
“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”

“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”

Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
by BlackboyT September 30, 2011
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Mexican radar

The act of peeing and walking at the same time. Normally done in a more rural or in a wide open field.
Person 1: ah dang I gotta pee but I gotta get back to the lake soon.

Person 2: just mexican radar, no one is around.
by Bradywinsall July 31, 2010
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Mexican Jackpot

An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.
I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!
by Cucumber Falls May 9, 2017
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Mexican Gumbo

The remains of an eaten burrito found in an un-flushed toilet the day after.
As John entered the only available stall in the restroom, he soon realized that his growling bowels would go uneased as the toilet was clogged with Mexican gumbo.
by Rawbutt Liquor March 15, 2012
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mexican earthquake

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.
by glamthrax June 19, 2018
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