Jacob

Jacob Ack
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Jacob means that he has a horse dick and it is at least 30 inches.
Is that a 30 cm penis

yep:its definetley a jacob
by sexgod jacob September 11, 2019
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Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.
Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.
by Mr.baller June 23, 2022
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Jacob is a person who’s quiet, but can be extremely funny at times. He can be mean but once you get to know him he opens up his personality, He can be quite short but not slow, If you find a jacob, keep him 💗
Maddi: Jacob is so cute!
Amethyst: No..
by Toelicker79 May 12, 2023
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A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)
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Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)
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A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.
Jacob is the man!!!
by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020
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