real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

Realing

When the leaves change from green to red, orange, or yellow every fall in real time.

The leaves are realing this week.

by Anthgreen October 19, 2023

Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.

"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023

bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.

Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.

by Fucking_asshole January 19, 2021

The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.

"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"

by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022