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Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
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Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.
"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"
by House of Spoon September 22, 2009
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Half Ho

A girl who will flirt with a guy for a long time and then ghost his ass, for no reason.
Person 1: Wow did you hear Allie ghosted Austin?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a half ho.
by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021
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Half breed

A Half breed also known as a half white mixed with half of some other less cool race, typically wants to be full white but with never escape the fact they are a knockoff white person
''Fuck off half breed''
''God I hate half breeds"
by mvhs kid May 13, 2025
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half-great-great-grandpibling

Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Half Note

The length of time it takes for a piccolo to stay in tune.
James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023
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half-grandnephew

Half-sibling's grandson.
Half-grandnephew.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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