When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024

by House of Spoon September 22, 2009

by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021

A Half breed also known as a half white mixed with half of some other less cool race, typically wants to be full white but with never escape the fact they are a knockoff white person
by mvhs kid May 13, 2025

Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023
