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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
mugGet the Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your mug.

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness
I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.
by Puddlechick June 29, 2021
mugGet the Stump fuckermug.

Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
mugGet the Cuddle fuckermug.

Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.
Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient
by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021
mugGet the Dog Fuckermug.

fucker puncher

I'm gonna use my fucker puncher on you
by Ahslover May 15, 2016
mugGet the fucker punchermug.

fuckered out

When you're so tuckered out that you feel like you've been the sub of an orgy, but with none of the pleasure and all of the exhaustion.
You know you're fuckered out when you can barely drive after working your 13-hour shift and collapse into a blissfully unthinking mess on your bed.
by Milodic_Mellodi April 20, 2019
mugGet the fuckered outmug.

fucker sickle

person 1: whats one plus one
person 2: your a fucker sickle
mugGet the fucker sicklemug.

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