Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.

“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

by m a n i a c June 13, 2020

Ethan price

Someone you would want in your life forever. He truly listens and wants the best for you. Once you are close, he is super loyal and won’t let you be stupid. Makes the best jokes when he is comfortable with you. He truly tries his best and still wants to do better no matter what. Wants to make people happy even when it’s messing himself up. I’m proud of you.

“Who is the bomb ass mfer?”
“Oh that’s Ethan Price. He is lit af.”

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

ethan

likes men, never touches grass and never gets women. only grinds sweaty games.

ew, ethan is there. let’s stay away from him

by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021

Ethan Shin

A very annoyingly sweet girl that is sorry for everything for no reason. He is a chill person and a good friend that actually cares about you. He likes to put loads of makeup on his face to look pretty.

He is secretly a girl

Sorry sorry sorry sorry

Shut up Ethan Shin!

by Riplife&mychickennuggets October 25, 2019

Ethan

A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.

Lindsay: who is that over there?
Breanna: that's Ethan I think he likes you

by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021

Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.

"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."

by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022