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man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...
Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.
by Write Joeson July 5, 2014
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Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
Take your cape off and stop playing cape man
by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019
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MAN-erism

(MĀN'ə-rĭz'əm) -noun.

A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009
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man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".
No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.
by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010
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Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man
by salad_king June 24, 2021
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man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.
Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."
by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014
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Man Brake

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
by B-woods00 January 13, 2012
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