Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.
Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.
Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.
Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
Get the Dirty-Flexing mug.Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023
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by digbickjew February 13, 2023
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Get the Dirty sea horse mug.a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Jacob mug.When a male dumps his load in a rectum of another person and then said person in turn deficates the slimy load on the floor for display.
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