dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

by papi12308432 April 24, 2018

dirty sniper

To put ones penis down the barrel of a sniper rifle and then later eat ones own poop

Man did you hear that guy died of to much dirty sniper

by Not a real doctor March 01, 2021

dirty tinder

Dirty Tinder: something good but cheap.

Those fries are 1.89$ a bag. I scored myself some dirty tinder. Or

I met this girl at the bar, her hair was a little messy but her head game was well…dirty tinder.

by Perris67 December 27, 2021

Dirty Shepard

The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.

I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.

by SoiledDove October 04, 2023

Dirty Gálvez

When a hot Latina wears a tight dress and you have to ripped it to take it off and then use it to wipe of after you cum.

"He pulled a Dirty Gálvez on me so I had to wear his baggy old shirt back home."

by Phorny June 13, 2020

Dirty soldier

When you pull out just before you cum, jump over the girl and fire at her face

Bro I did bits with that girl last night

Really? How far

I dirty soldiered her

Niceeee bro

by srtneakd November 02, 2019

Dirty Caparelli

One of the most disgusting sexuall techniques to ever been discovered. Invloves horses, chickens and a lamb which will be sacrificed while the horse fucks the participant. The chicken is only used to put a gaspump in its anus and leave the compressor going until explodes this conides the ritual.

An italian name was chosen for this practice because italians are lowlifes and it mirrors their culture the best.

that satanic brat really went through with the dirty caparelli

by MassiveDickBoy July 29, 2021