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National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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Fuck Tingles

The feeling a woman gets in anticipation of a heightened sexual experience.
CAM is coming over to see me and I already have a case of the fuck tingles just thinking about what he is going to do to me.
by CAM7447 October 19, 2017
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I Fuck You

by cfzvh March 31, 2022
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Fuck

What my friend calls a female duck.
My friend: Hey mom look at that fuck
Friend's mom: WHAT??
My friend: you know, the one that lives in the pond
*slaps*
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Cluster-Fuck

South-Sudan
Jared: Dude have you been to South Sudan?
Micheal: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck
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Slug Throat Fuck

When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.
John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!
by GBWOW September 4, 2017
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