dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Dirty Jia

when you tie a person to a lamppost with your short intestine and dry hump them :)

optional: you may also breast feed them until they drown

Bruv istg, i just dirty jia'd my uncle, it was wild

by pussydestroyer3427 May 28, 2020

dirty jeroen

When someone with a Dutch accent proceeds to have hatefully intercourse with your eyesocket

She wanted more cuddles but he kept continuing his dirty Jeroen

by Nudelsepp April 1, 2020

Dirty Elitists

When a group of walking lard tub weebs join together to watch anime while getting fucked by fat midgets whilst eating cow shit and snorting cocaine. After intercourse, said group of friends proceeds to slowly penetrate the assholes of the overweight midgets.

“Were you there last night? Me and Alex went to over the Anime Convention after party and we all did a Dirty Elitists. It was super hot”

by IEDB July 29, 2022

Dirty lieve

When a girl bites your dick while sucking it, but she thinks you like it, because you let a high pitched noise out, so she keeps on doing it.

the chick who sucked me yesterday pulled a dirty lieve on me. I had to go to the hospital.

by chickennuggetonvacation September 1, 2021

dirty niagara

When you take a wet shit and you don't know which comes out more, shit or loose watery liquids

J: Yo, let's get Taco Bell. That new dollar menu is hot.
A: Nah, I'm good. John was telling me about that watery shit he took. You know, that dirty niagara.

by KitchenPillow December 27, 2016

Dirty Jerry

When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.

"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)

by Jerry (dirty jerry) June 30, 2024