Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

9 creatures who made my life prettier

Well of course I'm talking about Pentagon, this 9 beautiful creatures, who made my life brighter and happier.
Pentagon is a group of 9 angels, Jung Wooseok (the youngest and tallest), Kang Hyunggu or Kino (a charming prince who lives in a castle and will come save you in a white horse), Yuto(da) (Dark clothes are LIFE, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside), Yeo One or Yeo Changgu (a funny guy that will make you fall in love with his handsomeness in 0.1 seconds), Koh Shinwon ( I just want him to take me to McDonald's with him and hear his jokes all day long), Hui (Pentagon of leader, charming, hardworking, talented, vocal king and RICH ), Hongseok (ABS✨, looks hella fine, caring mom), Yan An (MADE IN CHINA), Jo Jinho (A baby, must protect, VOCALS✨, HIGH NOTES ✨, as soft as clouds, the oldest and smallest)

If you are interested in PENTAGON make sure to follow me on Instagram @prismy_universe

STAN TALENT STAN PENTAGON
This 9 creatures who made my life prettier can make your life prettier too if you stan

by Pentagon is my religion July 12, 2020

National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day

"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"

by Cuurah April 18, 2020

who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

Who

A species that appear very small and seem to celebrate every holiday. There are many members to this species and they can only be found in a magical place deemed "Whoville"

Holy shit that Who is so small.

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

by ApTerse June 22, 2024