wank theatrics

The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand
( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight
by Mr blue December 04, 2015
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Wank Ballad

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.
"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."
by HammerSmashElmo September 04, 2018
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Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW
Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off
by Gussekrab November 11, 2019
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Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
by HustleMeister August 15, 2017
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wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 09, 2014
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Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records
Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye
by Chuck Ebz January 04, 2022
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Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
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