Internet Inventory

A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.

value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights is internet inventory

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Interaction

What an average interaction on the internet is like

(This is an average internet interaction)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: what? Why?
Person 1: idk yet

by ball enjoyer May 3, 2023

Internet Exile

A person who exiles them from a group, community, or the internet as a whole amidst drama they may or may not be associated with, or due to mental health reasons. This can also be a result of one being Cancelled.

I haven't heard from Jason on twitter in a while. Must have become an Internet Exile.

by hhhgregg2 July 21, 2022

Internet Explorer

Windows's tool for downloading viruses and/or a better web browser

If you want to download viruses, use Internet Explorer

by anonymous December 20, 2016

Internet

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019

Internet

The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.

The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!

by TheThingDudemagabib September 9, 2024

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021