Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Got Zak'd

When you're doing really well in something you've been practicing and then everyone ruins it for you.

"I was 20/2 in my ranked promos and i still lost."
"LOL you got Zak'd"

by monkeyparkour November 7, 2018

she got chops

one who is blessed gracefully from the heavens above in the butt region or hips.

damn little shawty over there she got chops cooking.

when she walk them chops clap, SHE GOT CHOPS!

by A.Fizzle December 22, 2013

I got benjamins

Usually not a popular term but it's another version of "i got bands"

Friend 1: you got da benjamins?
Friend 2: i got benjamins in the gucci

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

I've got a dig bick

You that read wrong

You read that wrong. I've got a dig bick

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022