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fat albatross

1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.

2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker
by mooroobool November 12, 2013
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bad fat

A girl with bad fat eats fast food every evening followed by a Ben&Jerry's. This contributes to bad fat which gives her a huge flat ass, hanging boobs, sticking out belly, and in the more severe cases a double chin.

These types of girls are bad catches and should be avoided, unless she is a friend of a hot girl of course...
T: Hey man, check out that girl's ass! I wish i could rip those jeans off and do her all night!

J: Nah man, that's bad fat... You don't want a sumo wrestler doing you all night do you?

T: Uh huh.. Then what's ..good fat hmm?

J: *Shows a picture of girlfriend on phone*

T: Whoah! Shit dude how'd you get a girl like that!? I mean, her body is perfect!

J: I've got my tricks ;)
by j96 December 30, 2011
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fat swap

When friends trade who is the fat one. This is due to the one that was fat getting healthy at the same time that the one that was healthy got fat, this exchange is called a fat swap.
"I remember the two of you, didn't he used to be the fat one? What did you do, a fat swap?"

"Jane used to be fly as hell, now she looks like a mammoth"
"Oh she did a fat swap with Latisha though, now Latisha is damn fine"
by TheDogman January 13, 2014
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fat cont

A fat cont is a fat man with a vagina
Wow that homosexual is such a fat cont

"Gary stop being such a fat cont"
by lilByrOn January 27, 2018
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Fat Bag

Katie had many fat bags in the back of her car.
by Tmeow May 4, 2014
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fat flowey

ect. Fat flowey went to the store.
by fat flowey February 6, 2018
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New Fat

A specific type of person who is in disbelief of his/ her obesity and dresses and acts as they are not fat. Similar to New Money and Old Money.
New Fat Bitches need to stop wearing yoga pants.
by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015
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