the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies
"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"
"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"
"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"
by serdaj December 16, 2008
Get the dude douche mug.Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
by JKudo September 23, 2009
Get the Douche Bagel mug.Pete, look at that drunk asshole pissing in the subway- He must have been out with his bro's drinkin douche chowda!!!
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Get the douche towel mug.Douch drip is the remaining drips of douch from a used douch bag, or the remaining drips of the nozzle from the douch bag. Its is worst to be called a douch drip then a douch bag.
Man, I hate that guy so much. He's not even worth to be called a douch bag. he 's more like the reamining douch drips
by BiG KaLi MoB June 10, 2009
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