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Adam

The best safety in the WPIAL and a serious dog enthusiast. Brightens the entire room he’s in. probably because his teeth are so big, bright, and beautiful. Has the curly hair just like jack harlow. Scared to show his true country origins at school, so he hides it behind a pair of gray sweatpants. Big ole mamas boy and definitely chows down when he gets a meal in front of him. follows the big three on tiktok: breckie hill, sommer ray, and anna frey. He makes up for it with his silly tiktok profile pic so that no hot girls will follow back. Does not wear high socks with cuffed sweats, but probably should start. Do not sit in his seat if you know it is his because he doesn’t like change. Overall his dashing personality and awesome looks overcome all of his negative traits. Get yourself an Adam.
“Did you see Adam get that interception last night?”

“yeahh stew goes crazy on that field”
by A.S. Muncher April 3, 2024
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Adam

Someone who skateboards to meet girls half his age.
Crap i see adam!
by Jd2222 March 23, 2019
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Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
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adam

"adam needs to stop saying the word!"
by mr. hottie suck me February 26, 2024
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Adam Nathanael Hubert

the paul GG stan that makes it his whole personality
person: do you know where Paul is?
Adam Nathanael Hubert: OMGG!!!! DO YOU MEAN PAUL GG ?!?!?!?!?!
by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022
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Adam

Adam is the sigma male the person everybody wants to be
Adam is a real sigma male
by blinkblinkggn March 3, 2022
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Adam

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.
That boy is such an Adam. 🙄
by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018
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