The best safety in the WPIAL and a serious dog enthusiast. Brightens the entire room he’s in. probably because his teeth are so big, bright, and beautiful. Has the curly hair just like jack harlow. Scared to show his true country origins at school, so he hides it behind a pair of gray sweatpants. Big ole mamas boy and definitely chows down when he gets a meal in front of him. follows the big three on tiktok: breckie hill, sommer ray, and anna frey. He makes up for it with his silly tiktok profile pic so that no hot girls will follow back. Does not wear high socks with cuffed sweats, but probably should start. Do not sit in his seat if you know it is his because he doesn’t like change. Overall his dashing personality and awesome looks overcome all of his negative traits. Get yourself an Adam.
by A.S. Muncher April 3, 2024

by Jd2222 March 23, 2019

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009

by mr. hottie suck me February 26, 2024

by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022

Adam is a real sigma male
by blinkblinkggn March 3, 2022

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.
by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018
