Sealtastic

When something is fantastic and about seals.

1: Wow! These seals are great!

2: Absolutely Sealtastic!

by neikpya November 29, 2024

Skeallasplaining

A worse and dumber version of mansplaining. The action of explaining something that is mixed with small portion of first result of google and and big amount of biased. It ends with the person refusing others opinions.

"Motherfucker chill, stop skeallasplaining me"
"Bro is aint speaking faxx, his skeallasplaining"

by Ralph balling May 6, 2024

Sealsexual

When u think they are pretty but arent interested in anything more.

Svanik is sealsexual at many times in his life.

by Preth August 7, 2025

Sealionish

Someone who acts like a sealion

"Bro Bob was tweaking yesterday"

"Yeah he was so sealionish"

by Wincord March 13, 2026

Sealookphobia

The fear or severe hatred of Milllion Volt's Sealook.

Donkey: I hate Sealook!

Guy 1: What's wrong with that Donkey?

Guy 2: Nothing too bad, it's just that the Donkey's got Sealookphobia.

by HelloLarvaRed April 26, 2025

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025