The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
Get the The Biscuit Conundrummug. 
Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022
Get the Biscuit Manmug. Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
Get the Cozier than a hair in a biscuitmug. by yoyocumboy July 15, 2025
Get the nutella biscuitmug. Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."
"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"
"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025
Get the Geeter Biscuitmug. by 162213hey March 1, 2020
Get the Biscuitmug.