by Gdawg15 June 27, 2015
When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.
by Farva2000 January 22, 2024
A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 December 20, 2017
A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
by Aezkalie October 20, 2013
the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
by big shark September 06, 2010
On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 05, 2025
The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.
My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.
by tennisthemenace April 07, 2023