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A Kyle

A troublesome young man.

If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
Neighbour 1: " That young lad across the street was arrested for shoplifting yesterday."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."

2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."

Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
by Britney Sparkles April 9, 2024
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Kyle

In 2018/2019 this was a male who was a real bitch, often still found on TikTok and r/niceguys. Kinda like the male version of Karen.
Person 1: *scrolling on r/niceguys
Person 2: Look at that, looks like another Kyle.
Person 1: Yeah that was bitchy of him.
by RP_HelloFriends November 3, 2020
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Kyle

a delightful tulip that is the source of all joy. He's helpful, caring, good hearted,funny, hot, talented and everything about him is perfect! I would buy the moon and carve out our initials in it because that's how wonderful he is. he can make your month when all you feel is sorrow he can light you up when all you want to do is cry and his smile is the best thing you'll ever experience.
Kyle is so joy-enducing, I could spend all my time with him!
by koko :D March 26, 2021
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Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.
"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, it was chill fr"
by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022
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Kylee

Kylee will most likely be pretty and smart. But will be uncomfortable in there skin.
Kylee is the best sister!!!
by User_123123 March 15, 2022
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Kyle

"Hey have you seen Kyle"
"Ya, he's in the energy drink isle"
by JingleJangle AppA May 21, 2021
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Kyle

Brave men who, with the energy of energy drinks, will lead the area 51 raid.
Last thing that guard ever saw was a Kyle's fist coming through.
by jubjubwanrubrub July 14, 2019
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