Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Goat

ME

I'm the Goat

by FurryFucker445 August 10, 2023

Throat Goat

Dakota

Dakota is the best throat goat

by F1lthysoul July 28, 2023

goated

the opposite of dogwater

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!

by anonymous January 9, 2022

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies

"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"

by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021

Goat

Goat is a term used to describe twitch streamer and overwatch player wovengnat where after he wins he screams GOAT

Jackson: yo Jacob have uh you heard of the goat??

Jacob: you mean wovengnat the overwatch streamer??
Jackson: yea obviously he's the goat

by WovenGnat August 9, 2024