First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

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First-cousin-five-times-removed (1C5R).

My first-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

First

“First” is usually always the first 50 comments on a YouTube video and is usually paired with “second”.

Bob commented “first” on the YouTube video but soon realised he was actually the 567th comment after refreshing the page.

by Sheck_is_daddy69 June 12, 2020

What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025