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Fortnite 

a game that a bunch of 9 year olds are addicted to. btw it died pretty fast.
adult: hi buddy whats your name

9 year old fortnite kid: wE LiKe fOrTnItE!!

adult: ok bye.

Fortnite 

A game for literally for the bottom of the barrel. The brattiest of the brats. The sweatiest of all sweats. This game latches onto absolutely everything that can make the dipshits at Epic Games a whole lotta money. I'm sick of having to look at this god forsaken video game. I'd rather play "Thinking Space" from gd, or rewatch Minions (2015). That's how much I hate this game.
9 year old little shit: HeY mOMmY, CaN i BoRROw sOmE v-bUX 4 fORtnItE pWeEeEeEeEEeeeZZ!?!?!?!?!?

Fortnite 

I’m preparing for a fortnite or I’m playing fortnite
Fortnite by Faze bugs March 12, 2021

fortnite 

Fortnite is a game of killing and making people cry and quit the game.
I love making people quit playing fortnite suck on a lollipop.

Fortnite 

Yeah, did you hear about the new Fortnite update?
I don’t play that 9 year old dogshit game.
Fortnite by m4ck1eg4m1ng February 9, 2021