crucial head

Slang term for a man's Glans penis, better known as the 'head' of the penis.

I tried to field the ground ball, but it hit a rock and crashed into my crucial head; I should have worn a cup.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

smak head

~Noun

A person who is addicted to smak or heroin.

Usually short or a few important teeth and even shorter of common sense or lateral thought.

Normally found :

In dark alleys
In hoods (even in the bright sunshine)
Under Duvets (even in the bright sunshine)
Pining up in shop doorways (in the city)
Dead

Look at that Smak head there - he's wearing a hoodie and a coat in this weather. What a cunt.

by tompz July 13, 2006

Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

jibber head

A word that describes a person that is without knowledge of a given subject. Derived from the fattest boy alive, Cody Rogers.

"You call me that again I'll pee on you, jibber head"

by Sonny Campbell April 15, 2005

You Head

Adjective | offensive |
A person who is obsessive or overly obsessed.

The term "you head" can also be used as a general insult implying the person insulted is obsessed or very mad at you.

You head is most commonly used by itself as an insult or at the end of a sentence.

"You enjoy Identity V too much dee, you head!"
"Shut the HELL up! Tracy, you head.

by Austin Mcfartson July 15, 2021

Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.

Look at that fucking dickhead sted head there

by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018

Paradox Head

Getting head, whilst doing something extremely nerdy. Causing the spectrum of extremely nerdy and extremely cool to collide. This usually causes a small black hole in the general area where the paradox head took place.

Getting Paradox Head while playing World of Warcraft, Halo, Call of Duty, Dungeons and Dragons, etc...

by TtlyNotAJew March 10, 2011