Valve

It means dick/penis/cock, or package. Because that's where you get release.
Now I'm going to go to Deborah and have her check my valve.
by lone_wolf32 February 10, 2022
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Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!
by Clamskipper January 26, 2010
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Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.
by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018
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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
by Kozcup May 19, 2016
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