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lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.
I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.
by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025
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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
by Kozcup May 19, 2016
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16 Valves!

16 Valves was a defining moment in the development of the combustion engine. Any car fitted with this technology had performance that was unsurpassed by any other vehicle on the road with the exception of Turbo or Twin Turbo cars. Vauxhall were renowned for their 16 valve technology and deployed it across a range of its hatchbacks none more successful in sales or performance than its Astra GTE. These cars were so fast that they were quicker than shit off a shovel. High recognition indeed when gauging 0-60. Astra GTE's were almost exclusively owned by the rich and famous except for the many tens of thousands that could be found across the council estates of the U.K.
The R's must be doing very well they are driving a 16 Valves! Astra GTE they are like shit off a shovel.

Hmm you say that but they didn't pay the extra to have it in a metallic or pearlescent colour they've just got it in a bog standard ROSSO RED.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022
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check valve

Refers to a careful inspection of the positioning/operation of a new/replacement one-way flow-stopper to make sure it's being installed in the correct "direction".
Zero was too stupid/unaware/forgetful to perform a "check valve" detail when hooking up the plumbing for the Camp Swampy mess hall, and so now there are geysers squirtiin' up all over da camp, but no water coming out in any of the kitchen-faucets --- just something more for Sarge to bellow about.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
mugGet the check valvemug.

Valve

Josh: When will a good non VR game come out Valve?
GabeN: Yes
by Certified Redditior April 27, 2021
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Valve

It means dick/penis/cock, or package. Because that's where you get release.
Now I'm going to go to Deborah and have her check my valve.
by lone_wolf32 February 10, 2022
mugGet the Valvemug.

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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