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completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate
by SpannerLive April 18, 2023
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completely on me

When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.
Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'
by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024
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Complete Cheese

A word used when something is complete shit. When someone is completely dumb and act like shit or do something shitty you say complete cheese
“That play was complete cheese
by complete cheese person May 29, 2018
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Complete annihilation

completely wiping someone out and all their traces of ever existing. One moment they exist, and the other not anymore.
"John, please don't commit complete annihilation again, I'm begging you."
by I hate gacha life December 13, 2022
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Complete Polycule

A type of polycule in which everyone is in a relationship with everyone else in the polycule.

Comes from graph theory (since a polycule can be represented as a graph) where a fully connected graph is called a complete graph.
Since they are in a complete polycule, the five of them don't need any complex schedule management like other polycules and can just spend time together like a monogamous couple would.
by Falcrel February 18, 2024
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completing the syllabus

Having sexual relations with a member of every course at your university or college.
Sally: So I like Dave a lot, do you think I should go for it with him?

Judy: Definitely, he's a Philosophy student and you only have Philosophy and Maths to go before you're finished completing the syllabus
by qwertydave69 October 14, 2015
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ELITE COMPLETE IDIOT

Those who don't have any understanding "THE FAMINE is "ALWAYS ALL AROUND YOU".

When you meet all these STANFORD STUDENTS something magic happens.

PERVERTED ENLIGHTENMENT

TIO...UNCLE
BOLANG ...WAVES OFF
We need this definition as the ELITE COMPLETE IDIOT of STANFORD playing thd PERFECTIONISM game with KATIE MEYERS is totally FUCKED as "what happens as "READ MY MIND" that be sound off at " TOWN AND COUNTRY mall n PALO ALTO just before KATIE'S DEATH.
" as the killers are REVOLTING at the SHEER PARSIMONY which not only from a MONETARY STANDPOINT but also the inability for a UNIVERSITY to stop "BEING FULL OF ITSELF and UNAPPROACHABLE KNOW-IT-ALLS with rare instances of ASIAN HONOR MODESTY.

It makes you feel GREAT about the under achieving school you went to while being around MONKEY CAGES and FAGGOTS as any ASS that is ANY true GIVING ASSHOLE who is generous enough to LEAVE THEIR PHYSICAL SHIT IN THE TOILET as that is so ELITE COMPLETE IDIOT as wait think twice , " it is a PLACE that encourages open dialog even with outsiders but they train THE NO DON'T GIVE AWAY any university proprieterism because then he would not be that FAMINISTIC PEDOPHILE we want ANAL ALAN to be so the CASTRATION would be called off and "NOW SUCK" the REDWOOD TREES at the BARN.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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