HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.

1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky

by twinkmasterbaby December 10, 2008

thinking hats

thinking a lot, Think carefully

we will keep up our thinking hats about it

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021

herd thinking

people who don't think for themselves and follow the herd.

I just follow the last guy, I'm herd thinking

by uuuddd July 17, 2020

Think London

Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.

"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"

"But they're all poor up North."

"Yeah and they smell like chips."

"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."

by ThinkBanter August 18, 2013

Thinking about it

to be thinking about having sex with someone or thinking of a sexual position place or thing

Bro You remember when she grabbed my boner on accident

Your still thinking about it aren't you

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

Think Wank

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

Stink and Think

When at work you take an extra long bathroom break to enjoy some alone time.

I'll be back in an hour or so, I gotta go stink and think.

by stinkerthinker May 30, 2018