Zach

Zach is the best person you'll ever meet. He's kind. Weird. Funny and cute..
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)

Girl 1: Omg look at Zach hes a total bae

by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

Zach

He is a Jackass, asshole, and retard; essentially one who annoys everybody within a square mile of his location. He spells his name "Zach" because he wants attention over using the correct "Zack". He deserved to have his face slapped for every bad joke he uses and for every dickhead move he makes.

Zach is a fucking retard

by A. Smartass January 30, 2019

Zach

Total dumbass and might shit himself

Zach wtf

by Laura monsha February 22, 2017

Zach

A person who usually dates people name Riley and has underage sex.

Zach loves Riley and biscuits and gravy.

by Facts Of The Urban Dictionary December 3, 2015

Zach

A very smart person

He is such a zach

by ClaytonHunt September 6, 2016

Zach

A little faggot who is a pussy but acts tough but is really insecure about himself

Zach said he would beat me up but I did something he a said it was just a joke

by Joshua wall March 13, 2017