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Jonathan

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!
by Rqz June 5, 2019
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Jonathan

He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox
Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck
by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019
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Jonathan

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!
by Old French man May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.
Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.
by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018
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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
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Jonathan

a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.
jonathan has no friends
by wow damn rough October 13, 2019
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